chew on this

I've had some ideas thrown out for my first topics to bloginate on...instead of just deciding on one though I think that it would be best to combine a couple...so here is the topics..."The Cauzation of Time Travel and How it Effects the Bush Administration", and also "That Wall They Want to Put Up in Mexico". Now you might ask how do these two things pertain to one another...and to that I say it's so obvious you silly goose, I shouldn't even have to tell you...but I'll plug away anyway.
You see it's a little known fact that George Bush is a swashbuckling time travel enthusiast...he likes to fancy himself as a 21st century pirate (can't you just see him in the oval office wearing a bandana in his cute little fly suit and saying things like arrggh me matie, Mission Accomplished...it's really quite precious). So he's got the boys down at NASA and the IRS (yes the IRS, what do think are tax dollars are callously wasted in pork barrell spending and bombs and welfare entitlements...silly gooses) working on what we'll all call "Turd-Blossom", because the somphmoric humor makes the POTUS laugh. Anyway if this thing ever becomes fully operational we can go back and fix a lot of the wrongs that Americans have committed though the ages...which leads me to the wall in Mexico...it's been suggested that the Rio Grande and Border Patrol agents can no longer do the job on our southern borders, so to aid them we need to build a big ol' wal from Texas to Californina...(and it makes a lot of sense to me to build a wall after we supposedly fostered freedom in Germany by tearing down the Berlin wall, don't let the details confuse you people...we're America we wouldn't do anything if it wasn't right and these two wall are two different things...don't even think about it...trust me). That being said I think the wall is a waste of time, cuz if they can swim and dig tunnels to circumvent our Border Patrol, why can't they learn to climb??? Anyway I think that we should pour our tax dollars into "Turd-Blossom" and use it to alleviate this problem. What we'll do is take a nuke back in time with us (back to when we were really fighting Mexicans) and bomb the piss out of them until Mexico no longer existed therefore in the present times there would be no mexicans therefore no need for a wall. Texas would be a whole lot bigger and our redneck self worth would increase ten-fold...it's a win-win people. We could also use the "Turd-Blossom" on the Indians...that way none would be around to run those blasted casinos and the repressed middle-age white man could take back what was never his.
So I hope this clears ups these two hot topics and I'd like to thank Chris and Laura for their suggestions...there's only one problem now though.........................who's going to mow our lawns and clean our hotels....


p.s. Keep the topics coming people and Cherry...this is what we call satire